I'm flicking my bean to that selfie you just posted right now
Anonymous

….I’m gonna come off as so old when I say this but I legitimately don’t know what that means

hollifo:

It’s never worth it

I’ve been doing regular exercise for almost 3 years now, still haven’t gotten the hang of this “regular” idea

Real talk

What Type of Pokemon Trainer are you? Personally while accidental I'm a Bird Keeper even though I wanna be a hiker due to having used all flying types at some point except that one Grass Flying pokemon with a banana beard.

tommyoliverblogs:

I’m a DigiDestined.

THIS 1000000000000000000000000000X over

zenpencils:

NATURE LOVES COURAGE by Terence McKenna

Keep pushing forward

Since you said you know you're not ugly but don't consider yourself hot. can you post a selfie of whenever you thought you were handsome?
Anonymous

Probably this right here. no filters, no editing or nothing. I had my haircut and just went shoppin

candysphynxprincess:

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

PLEASE make him Indiana Jones’s sonnnnnn;;;

Damn, I’ve been a fan of Chris for years but GODDAMN…..he’s one handsome muhfugga since he lost weight

candysphynxprincess:

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

PLEASE make him Indiana Jones’s sonnnnnn;;;

Damn, I’ve been a fan of Chris for years but GODDAMN…..he’s one handsome muhfugga since he lost weight

Best Pizza Place out Pizza Hut, Dominoes, and Papa Johns?
Anonymous

Pizza Hut Pizza with Dominoes Stuffed cheesey bread and Papa john’s garlic sauce is a food combination of the Gods!

Best Burger out of McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendys?
Anonymous

 Wendys easily cause the burger has flavor, Mcdonalds and BK are bland as hell

How many Girls have you banged?
Anonymous

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Anonymous

10…..to a vacuum cleaner